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Old 11-07-2007, 02:35 PM  
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Originally Posted by Big_D View Post
Ok first off, shitty that he went off the deep end. Sorry for those peeps...but to the subject of Euro pussies, I totally concur (Except the boys in the Dam you guys are the shit, and well England can straight up roll when need be, dont ever dis their soccer/football team).

Seriously tho there are a few different aspects of Euro pussyism that I can definitley explain during my tenure in the shit hole country of Romania.

First off. I am an intimidating fuck to some extent stateside. Yeah I have a full sleeve in progress, i weight 230lbs, I am six feet tall with dyed hair, in all honestly a freaky ass lookin mothafucka. But even stateside, I show politeness and so forth and people are not intimidated at the mere site of me. Romania people are clearing the fuck out of the way. If its the middle of the day with rush hour traffic, I have no problems walking against pedestrian traffic as people jump like 4 feet out of the way to avoid getting close to me.

Secondly, Romanian's like to brag about their ability to drink. They bring a lot of Persians and Arabic's to their feet on a usual weekend night out. Well they tried the same with my American ass and I put them all to the floor. 5am in the morning they are all passed out, vomiting, wondering around the streets lost because of the inablilty to focus while getting wasted. I am not even gonna get into how fuckin funny it was to me to watch these guys attempt to play asshole since all of my "presidential rules" are meant to put people to the floor. My favorite moment of this memorable event is when I met a "conceited" fuck that basicly was showing his ass, he asks a friend of mine, did you get him drunk, his reply was, no dude, he got us wasted.....funny how fast people shut the fuck up when their only tool against you is shoved down their cocky throats.

I guess the final thing I would like to mention is the broken jaw. Now obviously it being my first month here waking up in the hospital with a broken jaw undoubtedly led me to believe I was drugged beaten and robbed. Well with events that took place about a month ago I found out the the truth. The truth was basicly was I WAS drugged, and a robbing ATTEMPT was made. I kicked the guys ass apparently. Well after I calmed down I started to go home but due to the drugs kicking in I fell flat on my face and broke the jaw.



As far as the guys getting killed, that really fucking sucks ass. But what can you do, its fucking life and everyone dies.
Wow, you are soooooo hardcore.
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