2-5 no limit game I was at tonight.
I raise to $30 in middle position with 99, nothing but limpers when it comes to me. There is one idiot at the table who hasn't come in for less the $30 preflop with cock soup. Never showed a decent hand besides pocket kings once. So it comes to him, he goes $60. I know he has fuck all and when it comes to me a move all in for $200 thinking he can't call with his crap I know he's holding. Well to make a long story short I was wrong, this fucking idiot calls me and turns over Q-10 of hearts and spikes a 10. Now let me ask you, would you pay $200 to play Q-10 aka the gay waiter?
Fucking I'm spinning right now.
I called him a fucking goof and left the table.