Originally Posted by sortie

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Crack additcs are great for your community.
It is proven that crack addiction creates jobs.
In one local community 200 jobs were created last year and the list follows:

- 50 new police officers
- 2 more coroners
- 25 new prison guards
- 14 new orphanage workers
- 25 new social worker/rehab center employees
- 5 new gun store employees to handle new orders
- 4 new EMTs with special massive gun shot trauma training
- 12 new TV field reporters specializing in homicide coverage
- 13 new high school armed security jobs
- And 50 new city employees to process election applications for all the people who want to run for office claiming they can fix this shit.