Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Hay wait a second why ya picking on me about this. I did not even bother to give me standard you got to be kidding me speech and then go onto the whole issue of the distance one would need to travel and the fuel required unless of course somehow they developed the usage of folding space or using worm holes. Though if we had been visited they either forgot about us, or just peaked in to check for the pre invasion which is on its way and we will either be enslaved or removed as per many scientists thought think will happen.

As for paranormal yes I have experienced weird shit. Yet it is a damn big ass leap to go from something logical yet unexplainable to ghosts, demons, or creatures from another dimension. Akin to looking at a tack and jumping to the conclusion that it is really a super high tech nuke smuggled onto my desk by a hidden government faction.

I have also experienced a USO. Ya a what? It was a unidentified submerged object (look it up I am not the only nutty one). Though again I did not leap to little big eyed creatures cruising the deep. I figure it must of been something else that I just can not explain nor possibly replicate.

Now excuse me I need to go exorcise my pantry. There is a gremlin in there eating some of my dry goods. I can hear it each night, I see the evidence it leaves behind and even though I have never seen this damn evil beast with my own eyes I did set up a camera and got a damn good spirit globe picture.