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Originally Posted by Lemons
Someone repeat the story of eros
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Once upon a time, a baby was born that no one loved. He grew up to be sweaty and fat and gross and meek. Then one day he went to the mall and saw a girl he jerked off to hundreds of times and approached her. He then called her by her GFY nickname, and she was so freaked out she ignored him completely.
Then he cried about it on GFY and she re-iterated the fact that he really weirded her out, but he insisted he just wanted to say hi and be nice. Everyone KNEW he was weird, but he saw it another way.
That's the story of "the moron who couldn't get laid even if he paid someone.. unless it was a man"