Originally Posted by minusonebit

Well, one way to stop the trick or treaters is to go pull your pants down and piss on the doors of your police station. Then you'll have to register as a sex offender under the fucked up US sex crime laws and you wont get many trick or treaters then.

Or, you do like I did this year... I gave out the little penny tootsie rolls taped to index cards that I had run through my laser printer, with a picture of a turd on the side with the candy taped to it and on the other side a message that said "I hope you enjoy eating a piece of the president, George Bush. Please remember to vote Libertarian!". Several people were not amused and one person called the cops and reported me for "being a creep", not that they could do anything about it except chastise me for poor taste, which they did for an hour before I asked them to either arrest me or leave. They left.