Damn, this site has some great racist jokes, for those who like such things...
http://www.tightrope.cc/jokes4.htm
A young hahahahahaha walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The hahahahahaha said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
A man goes into a shop and sees 3 jars on a table. The first jar says "Caucasian Brains, $5.00 a pint". The second says "Asian Brains, $10.00 a pint", and the third says " hahahahahaha Brains, $100.00 a pint."
"Hey, why are these hahahahahaha brains $100 bucks a pint?" asked the man.
The shop owner replied, "You know how many hahahahahahas you have to kill to get a whole pint of brains?"