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Well, one way to stop the trick or treaters is to go pull your pants down and piss on the doors of your police station. Then you'll have to register as a sex offender under the fucked up US sex crime laws and you wont get many trick or treaters then.
Or, you do like I did this year... I gave out the little penny tootsie rolls taped to index cards that I had run through my laser printer, with a picture of a turd on the side with the candy taped to it and on the other side a message that said "I hope you enjoy eating a piece of the president, George Bush. Please remember to vote Libertarian!". Several people were not amused and one person called the cops and reported me for "being a creep", not that they could do anything about it except chastise me for poor taste, which they did for an hour before I asked them to either arrest me or leave. They left.
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