http://www.nationalenquirer.com/2007.../full-wmv.html
LISTEN to the audio.
"I'd never want one of my kids dating a hahahahahaha"
"hahahahahahas are lower then mexicans"
"If (name) was dating a hahahahahaha we'd all say FUCK YOU"
"You can't expect us to keep you working here unless you dump her, fuck that"