Originally Posted by SexualDragon

Three irishmen go out to their favorite pub and proceed to get completely pissed. The next night they return to their favorite watering hole and decide to see who was the drunkest the night before.

The first irishman says believe me fellows I was the drunkest. As soon as I walked in my door I blew chunks.

The second irishman says that's nothing, when I got home I stumbled into the house knocked over half the furniture and passed out on the living room floor.

The third irishman says I was by far the drunkest. I wrapped my car around a tree last night and spent the night in jail.

At this point the first irishman pipes up again. Look guys, I don't think you understand, chunks is my dog.