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RawAlex · 10-25-2007, 10:37 PM

A penguin is having a spot of bother with his car, so he takes it to the local garage. The mechanic says that it will take a short while to find out what's wrong, so why doesn't the penguin come back later. The penguin sees an ice cream parlour across the road, and as penguins like ice cream, he decides to wait over there.

So the penguin buys an ice cream, but as the poor little chap doesn't have hands, only flippers, it's a messy business and he gets ice cream all over his beak. having finished, he goes back to the garage where the mecahnic says:

"You've blown a seal!"

The penguin repiles:

"No, it's ice cream. Honest!"

10-25-2007, 10:37 PM
RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	Slight bit of car trouble A penguin is having a spot of bother with his car, so he takes it to the local garage. The mechanic says that it will take a short while to find out what's wrong, so why doesn't the penguin come back later. The penguin sees an ice cream parlour across the road, and as penguins like ice cream, he decides to wait over there. So the penguin buys an ice cream, but as the poor little chap doesn't have hands, only flippers, it's a messy business and he gets ice cream all over his beak. having finished, he goes back to the garage where the mecahnic says: "You've blown a seal!" The penguin repiles: "No, it's ice cream. Honest!"