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Years ago when I was in the army, while making a beer run, I stopped by a porn store and picked up some world famous spanish fly. There was a chick at the party I was trying to bang. Tried a couple of drops in her first 2 beers.
Nothing.
Dumped the whole damn bottle in her 3rd beer. Figured she'd be fucking door knobs by then.
Nothing.
Shit don't work.
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