MattO

So I'm leaving a gig I'm playing at and some skanky biatch starts screaming at me on the sidewalk and the next thing I know a motherfucker comes outta the bushes and starts pounding me in the head and ribs.

Well he moved in a bit too close so I grappled up on his ass and we went to the ground where I grabbed him around the neck and proceeded to tenderize his lower face.

Now, I'm a skinny fuck who doesn't fight but this asswipe obviously was just fighting for the sake of the skank who was hollering and he didn't know how to fight either, but apparently not as well as me, so by the time a crowd gathered and tore him offa me he was swelled up around the lip area.

I shook it off and consoled the bar owner woman who came outside to witness this bullshit, and thought all was well but fucking motherfuck I get home and my motherfucking bracelet is gone so now I am being mad.

Also my elbow is sore as piss from doing the "taking down to the ground" and I think I have a broken finger and my ribs are starting to really hurt.

Oh well. Time to watch porn with the wife.