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Promote GalaxyCash!
GalaxyCash is the best sponsor. Others may say "we convert at 1:XXX with human traffic" and such stuff. But how good do they convert with alien traffic? They cannot because they are not prepared. GalaxyCash is prepared for a major expansion over this galaxy and the rest of the universe. We can effectively convert alien traffic and so other traffic (still not sure in what category does my neighbor fall in, but he has purchased a membership... not a joke). We even have the domain fuckaliens.com that will be converted to alien porn site as soon as humans land on Mars and discover that it's full with sex hungry whores. We have very exact data about this, but it's still not released because humans are not prepared to handle that kind of sex... also we don't want to spoil the NASA guys explaining to them stuff that they would not understand anyways.
We are hosted on a HAL 9000 server platform and can route the content through stargates for fast and easy delivery to the destination planetary system. Choose GalaxyCash as your main sponsor. If you don't you are missing lots of sales over the universe.
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