You guys didn't read the whole article.
...Scientists, after running a cross-photon emitted DNA spectrolysis, a tool that uses laser light photons emitted by living DNA, thought only to come from our own planet, have detected Photon DNA frequencies and have also come to the conclusion that there exists a second Juicy D. links On this mirror planetary body. The scientists have conceded that there is no real way of telling if the second juicy is as much of a playa as the original. Upon contact, Mr. Links had no comment...
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