From Howard Stern.com
THE WHEEL OF SEX RETURNS
Howard brought in Alyssah to play the Wheel of Sex and explained that she was a 28-year-old ?web cam girl? who goes on ?web dates? with men who have dirty fantasies. Alyssah said she'll do ?lesbian shows? and use toys, but she won't
have sex with men on camera. Alyssah added that one of her regulars likes to watch her eat a four-course meal and then he beats off afterward. Howard speculated that Alyssah must've been the hottest girl in her high school.
Alyssah said she loved to tie up men and make them eat their own ejaculate, but when she tried to plug her website, Howard stopped her and made her spin the Wheel of
Sex. Alyssah spun the wheel and it landed on ?Eat Edible Underwear Off of High Pitch Erik,? so Howard told her to strip down and get ready to eat. Howard then welcomed High Pitch to the studio and reported that it took four pairs of edible underwear to make it around Erik's belly.
ALYSSAH EATS HIGH PITCH'S UNDERWEAR
Alyssah
began eating the underwear off High Pitch and reported that she could smell his balls. Alyssah
was also
repulsed by Erik's ?gross? ass, and after she ate off enough of Erik's
underwear, everyone began wondering
where Erik's penis was. Robin thought it looked ?like a doorbell? or as though he
had no penis at all. After a close-up was put up on the TV screen, High Pitch admitted that he was embarrassed by how small it looked.
RACHEL ROXXX TAKES ON THE ?'S' HOOK?
Howard next welcomed Rachel Roxx to the Wheel of Sex arena and asked about her porn career. Rachel claimed she got
into porn after being a Hooters girl and recently took part in a porn star reality show. Rachel added that she recently had an ?'S' hook? inserted in
her ass on film, but she won't do black guys because she?s afraid of their size. Howard then asked Rachel if she had any hobbies outside of the ?'S' hooks,? and Rachel replied that she enjoyed tanning and smoking weed.
SAL'S GENITALS GROSS THE GIRLS OUT
Rachel spun the Wheel and it landed on ?Chocolate Bandit Mask from Sal? so Sal came in (in a
crotchless outfit) to dip his testicles in chocolate and sit on her face. When Rachel stripped
down for the stunt, Artie remarked that he liked her size and ?compact ass.? Sal
then ?applied? the chocolate to Rachel's face and Howard laughed that the result really did make her look like a bandit.
Sal reported that he hadn't washed his ?pouch? for two days and was wondering if the girls would
like to give it a whiff for an extra plug. Alyssah agreed, but began to have reservations after
seeing how strange his penis looked. She followed through anyway, smelling the pouch and immediately screamed
that it was disgusting and smelled like mildew. Richard came in to smell Sal's pouch as well (but had nothing to plug), noting that it smelled like ?rotten broccoli.?