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Originally posted by Mutt
you called her 'attractive' ? that word is used more when you're describing a person when they aren't there 'Oh yes, Jill is a very attractive girl'. Not to Jill's face 'Wow you look very attractive tonight Jill'... that sounds like Eddie Haskell ...............beautiful or gorgeous would fit .... 'Wow you look beautiful tonight Jill'......oops.....................DO NOT DO THIS!!!
Never leave any openings with a woman for them to get paranoid about........... when a girl hears 'you look beautiful TONIGHT'.......... first thing that will come into her head and if she's a whiney Jewish broad it'll come outta her mouth 'Oh.........so TONIGHT I'm beautiful, what about yesterday, I guess I looked like shit to you, didn't I! Why do you always do this to me, are you trying to drive me back into the hospital?!?!'
Women wonder why men are quiet and don't seem to care about things ........ um..............it's cuz we're fucking afraid to open up our mouths for fear we'll summon the psycho bitch from hell that dwells inside all of you!!!
stunning is a VERY gay word for a guy to use. chicks describe other chicks as stunning. Stunning is only slightly less gay than 'you look smashing!'. You are gay to infinity if you use the word 'smashing'.
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Thats gotta be the funniest thing I have read here this year.
