A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver
she is very ill and wants to experience sex before she dies. The bus driver
agrees to accomodate her, but the nun explains that she can't have sex with
anyone who is married as that would be a sin.
The bus driver says No problem,he is not married. The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she will have to take it in the ass. The bus driver agrees again. Being the only two on the bus, they go to the back of the bus and take care of business. When they were done, and he had resumed driving, he said "Sister, I have a confession to make. I am married and have three children".
The nun replies:
"Thats OK. I have a confession too: My name is Dave, and I am on my way
to a costume party".
