Grew up with Playboy in the house. It was under some paper work in my dad's bottom bedside drawer haha!
No big deal. You've seen one you've seen them both.
Years go by. Digging the babes. I go to visit my art school friend Fern. He always went to New York and would return with SMUT!
Ripples and Wrinkles in was called...my first hardcore video that is.
We're hanging out doing some 'shrooms and Fern shows up.
"You gotta see this,? he says.
He puts it on. Really massive fat babes and really old dudes. I'm telling y'all...really REALLY FAT chics. BBW to the power of 952 kazillion.
We're talking yikes...hide the cheese babes.
This one mega mamma lifts up a breast to feed Old Uncle Charlie some well-chewed nipple-berries. A family of zits is squatting beneath the giant mud-flap-o-fliesch.
Vomit.com
It so gross it was satire. Funny. Disgusting. Got a bit of a chubby. Puked. Laughed...
About five years later I go to interview for a "job in porn." 1996 and lots of innocence. The company was then a little known entity called
smutland!
Yes. The famous site that was out there in the early days of Cybererotica and Xpics.
I look up. There's Fern. It's HIS Company. Fucking genius he got it and did it.
The Grezky of online porn.
Ripples and Wrinkles.
Thanks Fern!