Duke Dollars scares you senseless with their sound banner when you're awake and alone in the late night, P1mpdogg will berate you endlessly with horrific spelling and grammar until you submit to Epic Cash, and now Adult.com will fry your visual cortex with this new skin.
I guess you really need to try out some fringe marketing methods to get attention nowadays. Anyone want to buy my sig? I'll go door to door and beat the shit out of people until they promise to promote you.
(Promote Adult.com!)