I was online and whatnot using one of dem chataroo chatboard dating single thingies and i met this chick she was kinda fat but i was like all up in it cuz im way into natalie from facts of life.
so we met at the movies and i sat next to her like during the previews.. she told me she hadnt had any uundies on there so i slipped my fingers in there and IT FUCKIN STUNK BAD BRO.
but it was cool cuz sean connery came on the previews for that movie he was in with zeta jones and when i finally saw this chicks face she looked just like zeta jones only like 200lbs... i told her straight up... you kinda smell and i dont mean to be rude but we both agreed to meet so we could get it on and shit cuz we were both way horny so she got up and went to the john and came back smellin like roses bro and i was like fuck ya and i slipped it in and out in and out but busted my nut before the main credits were done rolling and this kid started laughing.. we thought we were alone in the theatre and shit but we here this kid cracking up at us i guess he heard the whole conversation while i was like all apologizing and she was saying how its okay and to just go down cuz she didnt smell down there anymroe but theres this fuckin kid eating his hot tamales and shit and im like all kid shut the fuck up and go watch land before time or some shit before i bust my mike and ike up your ass.
but yea we fucked in that theatre it was hella weird but fuck i banged this zeta jones wet pussy all movei lng and that little fuck didnt make a peep cuz he bailed and shit.
weve been married 3 years in May... thanks yahoo!!
