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J$tyle$ · 10-06-2007, 11:48 PM

Andy,

I remember this like it was yesterday!

LMFAO

Ah, the memories

Funny stuff!

Glad to hear you are doing well, my friend

... and I used to read your news letter religiously!!!!!!!

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FRANK AND THE PORSCHE 911 TURBO
Who was this madman from my past? The man who got both the Guru-O-Gif and King Karl into porn was Frank Walley. Frank is "Mr.Sales", and is both loved and hated by various webmaster groups. He has a colorful past and always makes me laugh. I thought Frank was serving time in Folsom or perhaps hiding on a Carribean island with a swiss bank account. Frank and I told a few stories and then he asked "Want to take a ride in the rocket?". As long as I have know Frank, he has always had amazing cars. Currently he had a very rare, $100,000 porsche 911 Turbo. We got in the rod and began tooling around the busy streets of vegas. Frank dropped the clutch and punched it. This car was fast...fucking fast. 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. That is fast. Top speed reported at 190, and Frank has seen 172mph. I was terrified. I was more terrified than when I lost my Quake3 hat riding the Despeardo coaster in Primm. This was really a treat. Frank dropped me off at the venetian but he yelled for me to go and grab "Seth" in the taxi stand. I am like this drunk, long heaired, under dressed madman, running around the very busy car loading area asking everyone if they are seth. I go back to frank and he says "Forget seth, go grab Johnathan". Johnathon is like one of the 3 kings of porn...he is FantasyMan's right hand man. I have never met Johnathon in person, so I do not know what he looks like. Frank yells at me "grab the blad guy"....fuck, there is like 24 bald guys out here. So this long haired, drunken bastard is running around, yelling at bald guys in the taxi loading area of the Venetian. I tap the real Johnathon on the back and I am so confused at Frank's instructions byt this point that I yell "Is your name Seth". Johnathon says no and quickly jumps into the cab for fear for his safety. I then do one of those quick turn and walks and WHAM, I flatten out one of the Venetian staff members who gives me the evil eye from hell. At this point I am about 15 seconds away from being detained by security. I decide to wave bye to Frank and get the hell out of the taxi area before I get arrested.

"Johnathon", if by some chance you read this, I am very sorry for bothering you in the taxi line, I was trying to get you for Frank who wanted to give you a ride in his car so you wouldn't have to take a taxi. I hope we can meet in person some time where I do not appear as a lunatic.

10-06-2007, 11:48 PM
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Andy, I remember this like it was yesterday! LMFAO Ah, the memories Funny stuff! Glad to hear you are doing well, my friend ... and I used to read your news letter religiously!!!!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------- http://trix.sexswap.com/swap123.html FRANK AND THE PORSCHE 911 TURBO Who was this madman from my past? The man who got both the Guru-O-Gif and King Karl into porn was Frank Walley. Frank is "Mr.Sales", and is both loved and hated by various webmaster groups. He has a colorful past and always makes me laugh. I thought Frank was serving time in Folsom or perhaps hiding on a Carribean island with a swiss bank account. Frank and I told a few stories and then he asked "Want to take a ride in the rocket?". As long as I have know Frank, he has always had amazing cars. Currently he had a very rare, $100,000 porsche 911 Turbo. We got in the rod and began tooling around the busy streets of vegas. Frank dropped the clutch and punched it. This car was fast...fucking fast. 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. That is fast. Top speed reported at 190, and Frank has seen 172mph. I was terrified. I was more terrified than when I lost my Quake3 hat riding the Despeardo coaster in Primm. This was really a treat. Frank dropped me off at the venetian but he yelled for me to go and grab "Seth" in the taxi stand. I am like this drunk, long heaired, under dressed madman, running around the very busy car loading area asking everyone if they are seth. I go back to frank and he says "Forget seth, go grab Johnathan". Johnathon is like one of the 3 kings of porn...he is FantasyMan's right hand man. I have never met Johnathon in person, so I do not know what he looks like. Frank yells at me "grab the blad guy"....fuck, there is like 24 bald guys out here. So this long haired, drunken bastard is running around, yelling at bald guys in the taxi loading area of the Venetian. I tap the real Johnathon on the back and I am so confused at Frank's instructions byt this point that I yell "Is your name Seth". Johnathon says no and quickly jumps into the cab for fear for his safety. I then do one of those quick turn and walks and WHAM, I flatten out one of the Venetian staff members who gives me the evil eye from hell. At this point I am about 15 seconds away from being detained by security. I decide to wave bye to Frank and get the hell out of the taxi area before I get arrested. "Johnathon", if by some chance you read this, I am very sorry for bothering you in the taxi line, I was trying to get you for Frank who wanted to give you a ride in his car so you wouldn't have to take a taxi. I hope we can meet in person some time where I do not appear as a lunatic.