Originally Posted by marketsmart

Sleazy, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Sleazy. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Sleazy. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Now, normally, Sleazy you are the ASSHOLE.. but, it likes like you ended up being the DICK on this one and got to fuck that ASSHOLE....