10-06-2007, 09:19 AM
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sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
Posts: 24,939
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Originally Posted by Mickey Mouse
I can top my own story though. Several years ago I had a 19 year old model named Sky. She originally came to me answering an ad I put in the local newspaper seeking models. The ad quoted "$100 per hour minimum pay" and continued with "if you were even average looking we will find you work within 48 hours guaranteed or just give you $100", so I figured everyone would "understand" what this was about. Then in walked Sky. So, I'm doing the interview like I normally do and video taping it as usual. I ask her "What type of modeling are you willing to do?" She responds that she is willing to do "anything". Good answer. I learned from experience to then ask the next question... "What type of modeling are you NOT willing to do?" Her response is again that she is willing to try anything, but then she adds "just as long as there is no nudity involved!" WTF! I immediately stopped the interview as it's obvious that this dumb bitch has walked into the WRONG studio. It's the end of the day and I'm pissed as I've wasted my time even doing this interview with this dumb bitch. I am as kind as I can be, but send her on her way.
Chance has it that the next day I get a call from a custom requesting a custom video with the model doing simple poses which didn't involve nudity. Normally I wouldn't shoot such a boring script, but it paid well (I charged the customer extra because it was so boring) and I had a plan. I call Sky and arrange for her to come in. She comes for the shoot and it goes well. All my staff are wondering why I am wasting my time shooting something so boring, but I tell them to wait and see. During the shoot several of the other girls are there and discussing with her what type of shoots they normally do. We shoot for 2 hours, and I pay her the $100 per hour and send her on her way.
Ok, so now Sky understand what type of company we "really" are, and a few days later I get a call from Sky asking if we can help satisfy a fantasy of her husband. She'd been married a year ago and her husband has a fantasy about seeing her getting fucked by a really old guy. The older the better she says. Sure, no problem. I place an ad in the newspaper seeking old men! I have many guys reply, but only 2 who are over 60 and I was really hoping I could get someone 70+. One was 62 and the other 65! Ok, I decide to test one of the 62 year old guy out as he actually looks older than the 65 year old and the contrast would look better on film. I need some extra guys for a gang-bang I was arranging so I put him to the test. We are shooting the gang-bang with a very hot 18 year old named Megan. This old guy obviously hadn't had sex in a long long time as he cums just as soon as she puts her lips on his cock! She doesn't even suck him, she just puts her lips on his dick and he cums! He didn't get a chance to fuck her or nothing! So I made him stand there and slap her ass and pull her hair while everyone else took turns fucking her and getting sucked off.
So, obviously he wasn't going to work. I then moved onto the next guy (the 65 year old). He's the only old guy left so I decide just to setup the shoot with Sky and risk it. It was about this time of the year so I decided to do a Halloween theme shoot entitled "Sex with the Dead". Video starts with Sky playing the Ouija board and commenting how lonely she is and wishes that she had a man, any man! You then see a cemetery at night and then we jump to a view of the ground where an old guy is coming out of the ground.
He walks zombi like into her apartment and fucks the hell out of her. At the end he's about to cum so I have him pull out and cum on her stomach so we can see it. He pulls out, cums, but nothing comes out. WTF? I move the camera up to his face and he responds with a classic response, "Not much juice in a corpse." I yell cut and all the staff die laughing.
So, this story beats it. 19 year old gal and a 65 year old guy! Captured on film on top of that!
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"Not much juice in a corpse."
thanks for the major laugh 
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