Well, let's see...I was banging your Moms when your slut little sister came in on us, and she did the around the world on both of us...licking and sucking my balls and your mum's clitty and any other available genitalia...
The thing I don't understand is why you were in the closet beating off?
NOTE: Lucky for you, the Boy Alley smiley no longer works...
ADG