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					Originally Posted by  he-fox
					 
				 
				wtf? 69, dude, are you serious? 
			
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 Ya, I'm 100% serious.  She was hot though and I think if you saw her you'd seriously consider hitting that too (especially if you'd had as many drinks as I had that night).  I met her at a bar where she was with one of her much younger friends.  My friend liked her friend, so I was entertaining this gal to help my friend out.  My friends all liked hanging out with me because I worked in the porn industry and they wanted me to introduce them to porn stars (which I did when they were visiting my studio) and they all expected that I was a pickup master for some reason when we went out, so I was always under pressure to help them get setup before the night ended.
My friend and I both lived/worked in the same building which wasn't far from the bar, so we invited the gals back for drinks.  My friend ended up scoring so I was stuck with this old chick in my loft all night.  Yet, I didn't much mind as it was some good sex.  I've been with a lot of people in my life, and she ranks up near the top.  I was banging her hard from behind and slapping dat ass as I normally do.  I wasn't sure if her hair was real or not and even if it was I feared it'd come out so I didn't pull her hair like I normally do.
This is going to sound sick, but she had dentures.  I had heard stories about women with them and it's true.  I'll leave that part to imagination though.  No joke.