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Old 10-04-2007, 03:20 PM  
Dvae
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We've all heard of gay-dar. How about camel-toe-dar, big-dick-dar, fake-boob-dar

camel toe-dar
noun. A sixth sense that detects something unrelated to camel podiatry.

crotchdar
noun. A honed skill, razor-sharp, that leads one's nose to groiny nether-regions and wonderlands.

asshatdar
noun. An ability--who knows, perhaps bestowed by the one true God--to detect asshats of all persuasions and denominations.

funnydar
noun. A keen, ha-ha-detecting sense.

big-dick-dar
noun. A keen hung-like-a-horse-detecting sense.

fake-boob-dar
noun. A keen, playing-with-confederate-money-detecting sense.

jailbaitdar
noun. A keen jailbait-detecting sense.

someone-is-staring-at-my-ass-dar
noun. A keen, ass-specific, eyeball-detecting sense.

weirdo-dar
noun. An uncanny, tingly, weirdo-detecting mechanism in the brain, possibly buried somewhere near the corpus callosum.

sexual-geniusdar
noun. A talent for detecting highly-evolved sex monkeys.

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