Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I?ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
?cause I?m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I?m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I?ve got more chins than chinatown
Well, I?ve never used a phone booth
And I?ve never seen my toes
When I?m goin? to the movies
I take up seven rows
