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At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up.
"And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up.
"Okay, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" Three hands stay up; there`s a slight murmur in the crowd.
"Gosh, that`s pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?" One hand stays up. The speaker blinks.
"Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you`ve actually had sexual contact with a ghost?"
The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I`m sorry, I thought you said `goat`."
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