Originally Posted by MattO

I don't know about that htaccess stuff, but I wrote a script for my sites that does this:

* Checks to see if the referrer contains "images" then if it does:
- Determines the specific search engine it came from
- Figures out what the search query was
- Begins to generate a page full of dynamic content based on their search query
- Checks for a cookie to see if the surfer has been on the site and if so, what they searched for previously
- If they don't have a cookie, give them one
- Perform a loop for 10k ms
- Start throwing ajax popups at them, unclosable, unsizable
- Force them to download a flash application
- Force them to download an .exe which plays God Bless America and changes their resulution to 640x480
- Then send them back to whatever search engine they came from