FUCK! My Publicist Wants Me To Do A Bath House In Jersey!
What the fucking hell am I going to do?!?!?! They won't even pay for front row seats on GreyHound and are going to make me sit in the back with the blacks.
But I'm SUPPOSE to be at a Bath House in San Francisco to hook up with this hot trick from two months ago?!?!?!
WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!?!
BTW: Does me posting this impress you in a way that makes me seem even more D list than Kathy Griffin?
PS: Posting about my incredibly famous life makes me feel like my nose isn't actually larger than my penis.
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