Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
33. The National College Cheerleading Championship
58. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.