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I had one a month ago in Buenos Aires. Went to a hospital and they wanted US$ 4000 up front CASH. It was Saturday 1am. I asked the guy where the fuck did he expect me to get that kind of money at that time. The hospital wouldn't take credit cards!
I went back to the doctor, who was VERY hot, and told her:
"Doctor, you have two choices: you either get me a chopper and fly me to Montevideo where they can operate on me immediately or I can go, buy a weapon on the street and get crazy. I'll go to jail, but without my appendix, John Q-style."
When she saw that I wasn't fucking around, she told me to wait in the waiting room. She came back like half an hour later and said: "These are the guys that are going to operate you, but in another hospital". I was like: "Ok, lets move it."
They took me to this luxurious hospital and I had a huge room with a plasma TV, Internet access, etc. Hell, I even had this nurse who would put on my slippers for me haha
I was operated by laparoscopic surgery and walked out of there like 12 hours later. I was able to eat normally the next day.
My insurance paid for everything.
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