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Originally Posted by MetaMan
thanks i am glad some people are here for me.
many many guys are jealous of my size because their women always show up to my door asking to see "the man whos cock should be on the deli rack".
i tell them to please go back to your husbands because it would be to big to fit in the firstplace.
6 hours to surgery i am not really nervous, actually very excited, this will certainly change my life, i am going to go have sex with my 10/10 girlfriend that is much hotter than anyones wife/girlfriend here, i will slide it in her and for once she will wake up and not have to walk around bow legged for a few days.
thanks to Dr. Smochlovski for accepting me as a willing canditate for this procedure. 
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Ok now if anyone still believes him you are officially retarded..