Originally Posted by purplehaze

this couple has been trying for a while to have a baby. they tried fertility clinics, sex therapy, counseling, everything. so finally, one day they get pregnant and nine months goes by and the delivery day comes. the doctor delivers the child, but when it came out, he threw it down on the floor, starts stomping on it and kicking it around. finally, he opens up the window and chucks the baby out the window. the couple is freaked! they start screaming, "what did you do to our baby?!". the doctor looks at them and says, "ah, i'm just fucking with you. it was dead anyway"