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You know how sometimes you floaters? Like recently, I stood up quick to go take a leak. While I was standing there pissing, I started seeing the floaters. Now I had heard somewhere that these were actually caused by your eyes being out of focus, or whatever, and you were seeing bacteria, or some shit that floats in your eyes naturally. So I tried to swat at the 'floaters' and the fuckers responded to the air disturbance! That disproves the bacteria thing and only leaves one possible explanation, a fleet of really small UFOs was checking out my junk!
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