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1. take all her clothes, pee on all them
2. if ur friend has a car with a sunroof, break it open, take a shit in the sunroof
3. put tuna in all her shoes, they will start to stink like shit
4. tell her u forgive her then on the coldest day change all the locks and never speak to her again
5. change ur answering machine to a voice of a girl like say "Judy and (your name) cant come to the phone right now leave a msg
this will piss her off royally because she will tink uve moved on so quick
6. pee on her clothes again
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