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Originally Posted by Eric
Oh you fine sir have not yet had the privilage of having the Southwest conversation with Cory.
Cory feels that he should not have to check in early and that he should be assigned a seat. My answer - Fly a different airline
Cory feels that he should get special treatment for his baggage and that his garment bag should be hung up with the rest of the hanging luggage. i.e. the Captains Blazer.
Cory feels that since he did not check in early online and print his boarding pass ahead of time that he should still be able to get a window or aisle seat and that he does not understand why he is stuck in the middle seat of the back row which does not recline.
Cory also does not feel that he should fly another airline, but that Southwest should accomodate all of his personal needs, no matter what their business goals may be.
Once you have this conversation with Cory you will understand completely.
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Eric,
You've done a fine job of summarizing the Cory/Southwest experience but please allow me to add a few.
Cory feels that a bag filled with shoes the size of a coffin is suitable for a 3 day trip. Additionally, the SkyCap should be happy to unload this 173 pound bag out of the back of his pickup for the two dollar tip he's waving around (we all know he bribed some poor neighbor to load it for him in the first place).
Cory feels that when he not only refuses to check in early by printing his boarding pass but also refuses to line up early, lest some lowly southwestie ask him where he bought those "killer jellies", that when the overhead space is full they should clear out an entire row for him to stow his three backpacks full of camera, ipod, iphone, ifaggotry gear.
Cory also feels that the forty-five minute flight to Vegas simply is not long enough for him to enjoy his shirley temple and that the captain should circle a few times before landing.
Oh...I almost forgot. Cory also feels that the person nearest to him, whether young or old, should be used as a floatation device, not his seat back cushion. But that applies to every day life, not just Southwest.