our post man is a sneaky, snooping, terrible person.
EVERYTIME... every single time.. we get a naughty magazine in a black or white covered bag, a package from ebay or anything of the sort that is not laid open for our fucking mailman to read..... our mailman OPENS THEM ALL!!
Yesterday we got the Fubar magazine.. It was open
Today he opened a vibrator that deeprub got me for our anniversary.. THERE WAS A HOLE CUT IN THE BOX!!
It is getting insane.. the dude knows ENTIRELY too much about us... he has seen business cards... that were taped on the fucking outside of the box.... checks from adult sponsors,..... and he opens EVERYTHING adult and has for about a month!!!
just soooo much stuff...
what can I do???????????
If I get one more thing ripped open from him I am going to lose it.. HE OPENED MY VIBRATOR TODAY... wtf????
WHAT CAN I DO TO THIS PERVERTED BASTARD TO MAKE HIM STOP INVADING MY PRIVACY????
(without drawing attention in my community to my adult lifestyle )
