This site is dedicated to misheard lyrics from all the big artists...Here are a few samples:
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a gay stripper.
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper.
"Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bernie Taupin sleeps with everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swallow, my love.
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
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Enjoy!