who

20 video rentals recently purchased in a bulk deal from my grandmother
1 condom in the bay area
1 mouse in Orange County
1 mouse in corpus christi
1 trip to the mall ( 5 miles away)
$2.50 in the bank
$400 irl
1 model train
1 E63 omg mercedes hat
1 '67 GTO poster
1 24" regal boat
1 4x4 gmc sierra 4 door lifted
1 picasso photograph
3 photos signed and numbered
1 sculpture
1 yamaha musical keyboard
2 waves
2 horses (1 is a retared racing horse that currently jumps 5+ feet with ease, very valuable horse)
8 watches totalling 100h
16 guns and 50 bullets
5 online usernames including epictrash
2 oil and gas exploration/drilling instruments 25lbs each
3 beautiful sizzling hotdogs
1 hot ass



sorry yes i am bragging and rubbing it in your face.

even white trash like me can do something with his life

fuck you