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Originally Posted by xxxjay
Tell you best joke in this thread and we will send you $100 Epass on OCCash. That's all there is to it. Let 'em rip guys (and girls)!
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Ok.. I have two..
This guy is driving down this country road and he sees signs for a fruit stand..
All of a sudden he sees a sign for apples.. $10 each.. and he's amazed.. How the fuck can one apple be $10....
So he pulls over and asks this farmer "why are these apples $10 each?"
Farner replies "Well son, these are scientificly engineered apples, they taste like different fruits!"
So the guy decides he has to have one of these apples..
He takes a bite. "amazing!" he says... "It tastes like a pear!"
He takes another bite. and says "wow, now it tastes like a bananna!"
then to his amazement he sees a sign that says "Apples - $100"
And he asks about those apples... The farmer explains, that those apples were engineered to taste like pussy.. So the customer says he will take one and promptly pays $100.
He takes his first bite and screams out in disgust "This apple tastes like SHIT!"
The farmer says to him, "Oh yeah man, you gotta turn it around!"
Do I win? Hardy Har Har...