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spacedog · 08-29-2007, 09:48 PM

Johnny gets home from school & runs upstairs to go to his room, but sees something going on in his parents room, so he goes into their room.

In his parents room, his mother & father are fucking.. Johnny says, "What're you doing Daddy" & Daddy replies. "We're playing poker, get outta here''..

So Johnny leaves & goes downstairs & finds his sister on the couch fucking her boyfriend.. startled, his sister says "we're playing poker, get the fuck out of here.."

So, Johnny heads to his room...

Later that evening, dad is calling Johnny down for supper, but Johnny didn't come down, so Dad went upstairs to see what's going on..

Dad walks into Johnny's bedroom & finds Johnny jerking off..
He ask's Johnny, "What the hell are you doing?" & Johnny replies, "I'm playing poker dad"..

Dad tells Johnny, "You need a partner to play poker"..

Then Johnny replies back, "Who the hell needs a partner when you got a hand like this"

08-29-2007, 09:48 PM
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Johnny gets home from school & runs upstairs to go to his room, but sees something going on in his parents room, so he goes into their room. In his parents room, his mother & father are fucking.. Johnny says, "What're you doing Daddy" & Daddy replies. "We're playing poker, get outta here''.. So Johnny leaves & goes downstairs & finds his sister on the couch fucking her boyfriend.. startled, his sister says "we're playing poker, get the fuck out of here.." So, Johnny heads to his room... Later that evening, dad is calling Johnny down for supper, but Johnny didn't come down, so Dad went upstairs to see what's going on.. Dad walks into Johnny's bedroom & finds Johnny jerking off.. He ask's Johnny, "What the hell are you doing?" & Johnny replies, "I'm playing poker dad".. Dad tells Johnny, "You need a partner to play poker".. Then Johnny replies back, "Who the hell needs a partner when you got a hand like this"