Here's my test:
Just pop her a good one right in the asshole and if she starts going on about how she doesn't like it in there, just shove it in and tell her if she wants the money then she'd better get used to being your bitch because this is how it's going to be, every night. Afterwards tell her to fuck off and brush her teeth before she kisses you and get me a fucking beer, bitch. Then beat her for not opening it right and kick her ass out on the street. Maybe drag her down the hall by the hair first. If she calls you back the next day you know you've got a keeper!
