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One more..
This married couple is getting ready to go to husband's company halloween party. The wife tells her husband 'honey im not feeling too well, i think you should go without me'. The husband says 'are you sure sweetie, you want me to stay and take care of you?' She says 'no darling, go ahead without me and have a good time, just dont get into any trouble with those office sluts you hear'. 'Of course not' he says, he kisses the wife, puts on his costume and leaves.
A couple of hours later, the wife feels much better after a warm shower and decides to head to the party after all. When she gets there, she sees her husband drunk off his ass, dancing in between two girls, feeling them out, etc. Instead of getting mad, she drinks a few shots and she decides to trick and test her husband and walks up behind him and whispers in his hear 'how would you like to fuck my brains out in the storage room'. He grabs her hand and they go into the dark storage room and get it on.
Later the next morning, husband comes down for breakfast and the wife asks 'so honey, how was the party'. He says 'oh you know, pretty typical, , had a few beers, talked sports and we decided to go to the pool hall and shoot some pool'. Wife says 'you went to the pool hall dressed in your costume? you must have looked so silly dressed with your mask and everything'. Husband says 'no, one of the VP's of the company flew in at the last minute so I gave him mine on my way out..'
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