Here is a funny one I heard recently..
This married couple goes to a dog show. As they walk in, they see a sign down the hall that says 'best mating dogs of the year' where they are showcasing the best pedigree dogs for mating.
As they walk in the room, they see a small crowd gathered around this one dog on a stand. Below the dog is his name 'Spark - successfully mated 263 times in 2006'. The wife looks at her husband and says 'you know honey, you could learn something from this dog'.
The husband shrugs and they walk towards a bigger crowd. As the approach they see a beautiful well groomed dog on a stand standing proud and strong. Below it was his name 'Rover - successfully mated 310 times in 2006'. Again, the wife looks at the husband and says 'here is another dog you can learn something from dear'. The husband sighs as they hear this really loud crowd at the end of the room.
As they get closer, they see people 'ooohing' and 'wowing' and taking pictures. They get even closer and see this beautiful majestic dog on this big pedestal standing like a true proud champion. Below it, it read 'Rex, successfully mated 365 times in 2006'. Yet again, the wife sarcastically tells her husband 'you know, you should really take lessons from this dog'. Finally the husband snaps back and says 'yeah, but I bet he doesn't have to fuck the same bitch every night'.
