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There's this guy from New Zealand fucking a sheep. Just when he's giving it his all, his wife walks into the room. Without a moment's hesitation, he says "That's the pig I fuck when you're not around."
The wife replies, "Honey, I think you'll find that's a sheep."
To which he replies "Sweety, I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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