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kane · 08-29-2007, 07:40 PM

Okay one more.

A guy's uncle dies and leaves him his sheep ranch in Montana. The guy has never done any farm work so he decides to sell it. After talking to the neighbors he finds out how much the ranch meant to his uncle and decides instead to keep it and work it. Since he knows nothing he calls up three of his uncles best friends and has them over for dinner so he can ask their advice on how to best work the ranch.

The first friend says," Well, get a good sheep dog and make sure to work with your horse every day to keep it in shape. They will help you herd the sheep easily. Also, when you fuck the sheep, make sure to brace yourself. I like to put the sheep up against a tree so it can't run away."

The guys replies, "that's sick I won't be fucking the sheep." All three friends tell him, "just wait, you'll see."

The second friend then advises him by saying, "when it is time to sheer the sheep, make sure to have plenty of sharp clipper blades so you can work fast and accurately. Also, when you fuck the sheep, make sure to do it before you sheer them so you have something to hold onto."

The guy then says, "dude, I'm not fucking any sheep." All three friends tell him, " Just wait, you'll see."

The last friend's advice is, "Make sure you use good grain. The better fed the sheep are the more wool they will grow. And when fuck the sheep make sure to wear some steel toe boots so they don't stomp on your toes and break them."

The guy says," You guys are fucked up. you have to go." All three reply, " Just wait, you'll see."

A month later the guy is out in the pasture with the sheep. He has been working so hard he hasn't even been to town so it's been over a month since he has even seen a woman. He finally decides to give in and give it shot. He picks out a sheep, puts it up against a tree and starts fucking it. He's pounding away when a truck with all three of his uncle's friends drives up. They stop, get out and point yelling, "dude that's just wrong." and "Man you are sick." The guy says to them, "What? You're the ones that told me how to fuck the sheep." All three friends reply, "yeah, but we didn't say to fuck the ugly ones."

08-29-2007, 07:40 PM
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Okay one more. A guy's uncle dies and leaves him his sheep ranch in Montana. The guy has never done any farm work so he decides to sell it. After talking to the neighbors he finds out how much the ranch meant to his uncle and decides instead to keep it and work it. Since he knows nothing he calls up three of his uncles best friends and has them over for dinner so he can ask their advice on how to best work the ranch. The first friend says," Well, get a good sheep dog and make sure to work with your horse every day to keep it in shape. They will help you herd the sheep easily. Also, when you fuck the sheep, make sure to brace yourself. I like to put the sheep up against a tree so it can't run away." The guys replies, "that's sick I won't be fucking the sheep." All three friends tell him, "just wait, you'll see." The second friend then advises him by saying, "when it is time to sheer the sheep, make sure to have plenty of sharp clipper blades so you can work fast and accurately. Also, when you fuck the sheep, make sure to do it before you sheer them so you have something to hold onto." The guy then says, "dude, I'm not fucking any sheep." All three friends tell him, " Just wait, you'll see." The last friend's advice is, "Make sure you use good grain. The better fed the sheep are the more wool they will grow. And when fuck the sheep make sure to wear some steel toe boots so they don't stomp on your toes and break them." The guy says," You guys are fucked up. you have to go." All three reply, " Just wait, you'll see." A month later the guy is out in the pasture with the sheep. He has been working so hard he hasn't even been to town so it's been over a month since he has even seen a woman. He finally decides to give in and give it shot. He picks out a sheep, puts it up against a tree and starts fucking it. He's pounding away when a truck with all three of his uncle's friends drives up. They stop, get out and point yelling, "dude that's just wrong." and "Man you are sick." The guy says to them, "What? You're the ones that told me how to fuck the sheep." All three friends reply, "yeah, but we didn't say to fuck the ugly ones."