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the second:
A boy comes home from school and goes up to his dad. He says, "dad I have to write a report about the difference between potential and reality. I don't know what that is. Can you help me?"
The dad thinks for a minute and says, "well that is hard to explain. Instead let's give you an example. Go into the kitchen and ask you mom if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars." The kid looks confused but does as told. He asks his mom the question and she replies, "well, I don't want to cheat on your father, but that is a lot of money. We could put you kids through college and get a new house with it so I think I would."
The kid returns and tells the father her answer. The father then says, "go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." The kid nods and goes off to his sister's room. Her reply to the question is, "hell yeah I would. . . in a second."
The returns and tells his father her answer. The father then tells him, "now go ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars." The boy looks confused but does as he is told. His brother responds to the question by saying, "well, that is a lot of money. I'm not into that, but if I knew for sure nobody would find out I think I would."
The kids returns and tells his father his answer. The father then says, " So here is the difference. Potentially you and I are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in reality we are just living with 2 sluts and a queer."
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