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kane · 08-29-2007, 07:18 PM

I have two.

The first:

A teamster gets picked to represent his group at a union convention in Las Vegas. While there he decides to get a hooker. He goes to the first whore house and asks the madam, "Is this place a union whore house?" The madam tells him, "no." He asks her, "What percentage of the money do the girls get?" The madam tells him, "They get 20% and the house gets 80%." The guy stomps out.

At the next whore house he asks the same question. "No, this is not a union whore house," The madam tells him. He again asks what percentage of the money the girls get and is told, "50%. We split the money between the house and girls." He thinks this is better, but still not good enough.

At the third whore house he again asks if it is a union shop and is told, "Yes we are 100% union." He says, "Good, what percentage of my money does the girl get?" The madam replies,"The girls get 80% the house only takes 20%." He smiles and says," Good this is my kind of place." The madam leads him into a room full of women. The teamster looks around, points to a super hot blond then says," I guess I'll take her." The madam shakes her head and replies, "I bet you would, but this is a union shop," she points to a 85 year old woman sitting in the corner," Ethel over there has seniority."

08-29-2007, 07:18 PM
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I have two. The first: A teamster gets picked to represent his group at a union convention in Las Vegas. While there he decides to get a hooker. He goes to the first whore house and asks the madam, "Is this place a union whore house?" The madam tells him, "no." He asks her, "What percentage of the money do the girls get?" The madam tells him, "They get 20% and the house gets 80%." The guy stomps out. At the next whore house he asks the same question. "No, this is not a union whore house," The madam tells him. He again asks what percentage of the money the girls get and is told, "50%. We split the money between the house and girls." He thinks this is better, but still not good enough. At the third whore house he again asks if it is a union shop and is told, "Yes we are 100% union." He says, "Good, what percentage of my money does the girl get?" The madam replies,"The girls get 80% the house only takes 20%." He smiles and says," Good this is my kind of place." The madam leads him into a room full of women. The teamster looks around, points to a super hot blond then says," I guess I'll take her." The madam shakes her head and replies, "I bet you would, but this is a union shop," she points to a 85 year old woman sitting in the corner," Ethel over there has seniority."